Clergy In Alaska

A priest is sent to Alaska.

A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, "How do you like it up here?"

The priest says, "If it wasn’t for my Rosary and two martinis a day, I’d be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini?"

"Yes," replies the bishop.

"Rosary, get the bishop a martini."

Source: New York Times 3/1/98 from a collection of Henny Youngman books