YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IN THE 90'S IF ...

Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

You order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes.

You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

You learn about your layoff on CNN.

Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.

It's dark when you drive to and from work.

Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.

Communication is something your group is having problems with.

You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.

Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.

Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "you're in the hospital."

Art involves a white board.

You're already late on the assignment you just got.

Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube, and are read only by your co-workers.

Your boss' favorite lines are, "When you get a few minutes," or "When you're freed up."

Your boss' second favorite lines are, "...this isn't exactly what we need.  It may be what we asked for, but things have changed."

Vacation is something you rollover to next year, or you try to use up three weeks between Christmas and New Years because otherwise you will lose it, or you get a check for it every January.

Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers."

Change is the norm.

The only reason you recognize your kids and friends is because their pictures are hanging in your cube.

You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.

You read this entire list and understood it.